i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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