This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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