Do you still have your period?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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