The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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