Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Everything about him screamed your future.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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