I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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