those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
why is half of my head shaved?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
