She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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