Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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