How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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