I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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