He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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