I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
