If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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