She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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