..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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