question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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