we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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