I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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