sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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