Where is the hickey?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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