You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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