Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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