i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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