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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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