she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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