On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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