saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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