She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
This baby is an asshole
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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