I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
