the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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