they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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