And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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