Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I understand Curling. That high.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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