So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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