We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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