I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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