all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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