Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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