Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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