Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.