He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?