She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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