Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone