How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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