Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Even my vagina gasped.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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