I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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