well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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