I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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