Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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