Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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