I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Dicks are not precious.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
