Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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