Everything about him screamed your future.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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