I feel like I'm in dance class right now
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize
