awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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