Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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