So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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