I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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